I’ve donated my face to charity. It’s not a tattoo, but it’s nevertheless a commitment. Really.
You can contribute to the cause (male health, grin and bare it etc) via the excellent Movember and if you do it as a result of my embarrassment then I’ll match it up to a somewhat unreasonable figure. I think they take plastic, and for the globally challenged $1 is about R8, so your donation will look much more impressive than it is. Just like my tache. Think big 😉
If however you would like to substitute wit for cash, and this is a rare occasion when that is a possibility, add your caption for this 70’s throwback to the comments below.